Welcome to PaulBetney.com
If you
were looking for a site on Paul Bettany the actor, congratulations, you've
just proved that you're a total knob head because you can't spell the name
of your idol! If you're here to find out more about Paul Betney the comedian,
congratulations, you've just proved you're one of the cool kids... and that
you can spell!
If you've seen me perform, enjoyed it and are looking for more info, thank you very much and hopefully everything your sweet heart desires is contained within these pages! If you've seen me perform and are looking for a way to track me down and kill me, well, you'll just have to take a number and get in line, but hopefully even you will find plenty here to titillate and stimulate you while you wait!
Whatever your reason for dropping in -- unless you're one of those
Bettany illiterates!
-- again welcome! You will find all you need to know about me by using the links on my poster (left)
..And always remember the wise words of my old mate Plato: "All in all, nothing human is worth taking very seriously..."- Cheers!
EDINBURGH SHOW "UNSHAKEABLE"
I will be in The Lounge of The Counting House from August 6th through to August 25th. For more news, place your curser over this and click like you were playing asteroids.
VISIT PAUL'S BLOG FOR LATEST NEWS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS